Facts About Ron Paul

If Ron Paul were a comedian, he would kill us all with laughter by splitting our sides open, literally.

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Fact: If Ron Paul were a comedian, he would kill us all with laughter by splitting our sides open, literally.
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Oil and water spontaneously mix when Ron Paul speaks.

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Fact: Oil and water spontaneously mix when Ron Paul speaks.
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Ron Paul can fly, but doesn't because its unconstitutional.

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Fact: Ron Paul can fly, but doesn't because its unconstitutional.
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Ron Paul can smell government spending a mile away.

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Fact: Ron Paul can smell government spending a mile away.
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Ron Paul could lead a horse to water AND convince it to drink, but he doesn't believe the government has the right to so he refuses.

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Fact: Ron Paul could lead a horse to water AND convince it to drink, but he doesn't believe the government has the right to so he refuses.
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Ron Paul delivered 4,000 babies. Last night.

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Fact: Ron Paul delivered 4,000 babies. Last night.
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Ron Paul delivers babies without his hands He simply reads them the Bill of Rights and they crawl out in anticipation of freedom.

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Fact: Ron Paul delivers babies without his hands He simply reads them the Bill of Rights and they crawl out in anticipation of freedom.
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Ron Paul didn't design the Vietnam memorial, but he carried it.

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Fact: Ron Paul didn't design the Vietnam memorial, but he carried it.
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Ron Paul doesn't act like a patriot. Patriots act like Ron Paul.

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Fact: Ron Paul doesn't act like a patriot. Patriots act like Ron Paul.
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Ron Paul doesn't believe in continents.

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Fact: Ron Paul doesn't believe in continents.
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Ron Paul doesn't cut taxes. He kills them with his bare hands.

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Fact: Ron Paul doesn't cut taxes. He kills them with his bare hands.
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Ron Paul doesn't go the gym He stays fit by exercising his civil rights.

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Fact: Ron Paul doesn't go the gym He stays fit by exercising his civil rights.
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Ron Paul doesn't pee. He liberates urine.

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Fact: Ron Paul doesn't pee. He liberates urine.
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Ron Paul doesn't sleep. He deliberates.

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Fact: Ron Paul doesn't sleep. He deliberates.
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Ron Paul has no alarm clock, but instead wakes every morning to the call of freedom.

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Fact: Ron Paul has no alarm clock, but instead wakes every morning to the call of freedom.
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Ron Paul has two fists: one named “Freedom” and the other “Justice”

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Fact: Ron Paul has two fists: one named “Freedom” and the other “Justice”
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Ron Paul is 9 feet tall, but the weight of his conscience makes him look shorter.

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Fact: Ron Paul is 9 feet tall, but the weight of his conscience makes him look shorter.
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Ron Paul is an anagram for freedom (but only he knows how0.

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Fact: Ron Paul is an anagram for freedom (but only he knows how0.
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Ron Paul lives in a house made of integrity.

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Fact: Ron Paul lives in a house made of integrity.
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Ron Paul makes the U.S. dollar want to be a better currency.

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Fact: Ron Paul makes the U.S. dollar want to be a better currency.
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