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JSONFacts About Ron Paul
They're all true, honest. (For more check out ronpaulfacts.com)
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| If Ron Paul were a comedian, he would kill us all with laughter by splitting our sides open, literally. | ? | |||||
| Oil and water spontaneously mix when Ron Paul speaks. | ? | |||||
| Ron Paul can fly, but doesn't because its unconstitutional. | ? | |||||
| Ron Paul can smell government spending a mile away. | ? | |||||
| Ron Paul could lead a horse to water AND convince it to drink, but he doesn't believe the government has the right to so he refuses. | ? | |||||
| Ron Paul delivered 4,000 babies. Last night. | ? | |||||
| Ron Paul delivers babies without his hands He simply reads them the Bill of Rights and they crawl out in anticipation of freedom. | ? | |||||
| Ron Paul didn't design the Vietnam memorial, but he carried it. | ? | |||||
| Ron Paul doesn't act like a patriot. Patriots act like Ron Paul. | ? | |||||
| Ron Paul doesn't believe in continents. | ? | |||||
| Ron Paul doesn't cut taxes. He kills them with his bare hands. | ? | |||||
| Ron Paul doesn't go the gym He stays fit by exercising his civil rights. | ? | |||||
| Ron Paul doesn't pee. He liberates urine. | ? | |||||
| Ron Paul doesn't sleep. He deliberates. | ? | |||||
| Ron Paul has no alarm clock, but instead wakes every morning to the call of freedom. | ? | |||||
| Ron Paul has two fists: one named “Freedom” and the other “Justice” | ? | |||||
| Ron Paul is 9 feet tall, but the weight of his conscience makes him look shorter. | ? | |||||
| Ron Paul is an anagram for freedom (but only he knows how0. | ? | |||||
| Ron Paul lives in a house made of integrity. | ? | |||||
| Ron Paul makes the U.S. dollar want to be a better currency. | ? | |||||
| Ron Paul took a lie detector test. The lie detector tapped out. | ? | |||||
| Ron Paul was Chuck Norris' OBGYN. | ? | |||||
| Ron Paul's chief export is liberty. | ? | |||||
| Ron Paul's faith in the constitution is so strong that he once took a bullet wearing only his favorite Constitution t-shirt (also, bullets can't harm Ron Paul). | ? | |||||
| Ron Paul's mind is so sharp he once accidentally killed a patient who tried to give him a hug. | ? | |||||
| Ron Paul's mind is so sharp that when he performs surgery he doesn't use a scalpel, he just ponders. | ? | |||||
| Ron Paul's tears can shrink government. Too bad he never cries. | ? | |||||
| The Pentagon used to have 6 sides, until Ron Paul got to it. | ? | |||||
| When Ron Paul takes a shower, he doesn't get wetthe water gets Ron Paul. | ? | |||||
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| Ron Paul has never taken a government paid junket. | T | |||||
| Ron Paul has never voted for a Federal restriction on gun ownership. | T | |||||
| Ron Paul has never voted for an unbalanced budget. | T | |||||
| Ron Paul has never voted in favor of regulating the internet. | T | |||||
| Ron Paul has never voted to increase the power of the Executive Branch. | T | |||||
| Ron Paul has never voted to raise taxes. | T | |||||
| Ron Paul never accepted Medicare as a Dr.. | T | |||||
| Ron Paul refused a rich congressional pension. | T | |||||
| Ron Paul returns a portion of his annual congressional office budget to the U.S. treasury every year. | T | |||||
| Ron Paul voted against raising congressional pay. | T | |||||
| Ron Paul voted against the Iraq War. | T | |||||
| Ron Paul voted against the Patriot Act. | T | |||||
| Ron Paul wants to abolish the IRS. | T | |||||